Page 69 of Rebound
This is not what I expected from my wife.
Lavinia
I’m not here to boost your ego.
Roman
By the way, you included a lot more than your feet. Are you trying to tell me something, baby?
What? I zoom in on the picture I sent him and fuck, there it is. There’s something small and pink at the corner of the photo, easily missed if you’re not zoomed in. I sent him a picture of my vibrator.
Lavinia
Okay, first of all, why the hell are you zooming in on pictures of my feet? Second, of course I have a vibrator. We’ve talked about him before, briefly.
Roman
Him?
Lavinia
Cal. Short for Callum.
Roman
Not sure how I feel about you giving your vibrator another man’s name. Were you thinking about me?
I was reliving the moment in the club when I rode his thigh like he was a bull at a rodeo.
Lavinia
Actually, I was doomscrolling last night and one of these old hockey videos popped up of Connor Hayes. Damn, that man is attractive. Easily the top five hottest men I’ve ever seen IRL.
Roman
He’s not going to be attractive when he’s dead.
I choke back a laugh because I don’t want to wake Jules, whose room is on the other side of the wall.
Lavinia
You can’t kill people because I think they’re attractive.
Roman
Fuck, I have to go. We’re about to take off. And I’m not going to kill Connor. He’s a decent guy
Lavinia
Have a safe flight. Cal and I will be here, enjoying each other’s company.
Roman
Tell Cal I never loved him.
I snort at his message which is followed by the iconic Game of Thrones meme, which makes me laugh harder.
Roman
