Page 123 of Stay With Me
Tripp
Why don’t y’all worry about yourselves seeing as you’re on your phonesinstead of working?
Waylon
You’re really one to talk about work ethics.
Tripp
Oh fuck off. I take one day off.
Wilder
...to rob a grocery store?
Tripp
Yeah, figured I needed the thrill.
Waylon
Hold on. Is that Magnolia’s car in your driveway?
Should’ve known that was coming. The nosy bastard.
Noah returns from her honeymoon tomorrow, so it’s not like they weren’t gonna find out soon anyway.
But just to fuck with them, I play dumb.
Tripp
How do you know what her car looks like?
Waylon
Because she’s here all the time. You fucker. I’m covering your ass so you can get laid? The hell.
I hold back laughter, envisioning his shocked face.
Wilder
WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me?
This time I can’t control it. The poor bastard really thought he was going to win her over.
Landen
Well that went as well as expected.
Wilder
You knew!
Waylon
You didn’t tell us?
Tripp
