Millie
That sounds not fun.
Krys
It wasn’t. I was hungry and cranky and ready to kill my husband.
You’re all way too energetic this morning.
Millie
I had two orgasms as soon as I woke up, I don’t know about these two cunts.
Vera
Two for me too!
Krys
I’m sadly on my period and Venkat’s travelling. *pouts*
You and I can be the odd ones out.
Vera
Excuse me, you could have two orgasms. You made the choice not to.
Whatever, queen of logic.
Everything looks good. We’re healthy and on track.
Vera
This is amazing, congrats Tam!
Millie
Do you have a picture? Did you hear the heartbeat?
Yes and yes. Patrick’s commandeered the picture, though.
Krys
We need proof.
[sends picture of Patrick smiling at the sonogram]
Vera
He’s so cute.
Millie
Not the word I would use to describe him, but we’ll go with that.
Hey, no objectifying my baby daddy!
Krys