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“You sure?”
“Yeah, I’m sure.” She looked at where Rus was already passed out on the couch, naked and softly snoring. “Hopefully he won’t maim himself further while I’m gone.”
“ThisisRusty we’re talking about. He seems to have special skills in that department.”
“Tellme about it,” Eliza snarked.
Chapter Four
Run a BDSM club, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Now Cali understood why Marcia had that mantra.
Cali got off the phone and headed out to the garage, where her two goobers were working on making more stock for their online BDSM store, Two Crafty Bastards Toys.
“Hey, we’re down Rusty tonight.” By the time she finished telling them the story they were both laughing their asses off.
Then again, they were pretty good about maiming themselves, too. Just not to the extent Rusty was.
“Goatshit?” Max asked. “That’s a new one, even for him, I think.”
“Yeah,” Sean said. “That’ll probably make it into one of Lynn’s books.”
“You know,” Max said, “there’s an easy solution to this.”
“Wrap Rusty in bubble wrap?” Cali asked.
“Besides that. I’ll walk next door and ask one of the guys to fill in.”
“Oh.” She mentally smacked herself. “Duh. Yeah, that’ll work.” It was nice having Essie and her guys living right next door now instead of a few houses down.
He set aside the paddle he was currently working on and kissed her on his way past her. “I have a good idea every once in a while, babe.”
“Yeah, you do.” He left, and Cali turned to Sean. “How much longer are you two going to work out here?” she asked.
She knew from experience that there was a better chance of having a backyard barbecue on Hoth than getting laid at the end of their evening after working a volunteer shift at the club. They were slated to close tonight, meaning they wouldn’t get home until three or four in the morning. It really was an extra job now, but one none of them minded doing.
“Why?”
She stared at him. “Seriously, Sean?”
He grinned. “I just like hearing you ask for sex, babe. It kind of helps boost a guy’s ego, you know.”
She walked over and cupped her hand over his crotch through his shorts. “I need a really hard fucking from you two. How’sthat?”
His smile faded as he bobbed his head back and forth in contemplation. “Lacking a certain subtlety, but I can work with it.” Then his grin returned and grabbed her, pulling her in for a kiss. “But I never was great with subtlety, lucky for you.”
He kissed her again, backing her toward the door heading inside and switching off the lights behind them.
Baxter, their cat, met them in the hallway.
“Maow.”
Sean looked down at him. “Dude, you are soooo not cock-blocking us today, buddy. If I have to go fuck your mom out in the goddamned pool, we are nailing her.”
He looked up at Sean and blinked. “Maow.”
“I think you’ve been challenged,” Cali teased. “And wow, the bloom’s off that rose, huh? ‘Nailing her?’ I don’t even warrant seduction anymore?”
