Page 11 of Rosé with My Fake Fiancé
Jade
That fucker!
He seriously proposed to her? What a home-wrecker.
Sara
Oh hon, I’m so sorry.
Jade, how do you know she’s a home-wrecker? They could have met after the breakup.
Jade
Come on, Sara. James would totally do that.
I mean, in retrospect, it is something he would do. You know we didn’t know, Tessa.
Tessa
I know.
Emma
He MUST have known you were in Paris. And staying at your favorite hotel? Come on.
Sara
How though?
Jade
I don’t know, but if it looks like shit, smells like shit, tastes like shit...
Emma
Ew.
God, I wish I hadn’t fucked up my travel. Tessa, I can’t believe you have to be alone right now!
Tessa
Oh, I’m not alone.
Plot twist: I have acquired a fiancé in the form of our tour guide.
Jade
YESSSSS. I like where this is going.
Tessa
He was so great! Luc was perfectly affectionate and he totally one-upped James’ proposal. You should have seen James’ face.
Does that make me an awful person?
Jade
NO! James is the awful person.
