Page 42 of Rosé with My Fake Fiancé
Yes, right, sorry.
Sara
I can’t believe I’m doing this, but I’m taking Chris up on it.
Emma
Are you sure? I know odds are tiny that he would hurt you, but still. Is it worth the risk? You could just come here.
Jade’s brushing her teeth right now, but she says there’s room, and she’d love to have you.
But she’s also asking if Chris is as cute in person as in the pictures.
WHICH IS NOT A FACTOR.
Tessa
It’s going to be fine. Just keep us up to date.
Emma
If anything feels off, dial 112 first.
Sara
Did you just look up the 911 equivalent for Germany?
Emma
Well, I wasn’t sure if it was the same in every European country.
How are you getting to his place?
Sara
He’s picking me up. Stay tuned.
Oh, and the cherry on the fucking cake of this shit-hole apartment? They’re blaring death metal. It’s ten o’clock at night!
Jade
Sara’s dropping f-bombs???
Do you need to do some breath-focusing exercises?
Sara
Even I’m not THAT good.
The bass is dropping ceiling dust in the kitchen.
Tessa
Face it, you would be terrified to eat anything you made in there.
Sara
True.
