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Sherilyn Boden: IFPEIICUO x a million.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Am I making you laugh, Hot Sauce?
Sherilyn Boden: If laughing consists of sighing, shaking my head, rolling my eyes, and making exasperated sounds then yes.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: That’s how we express amusement in the UK, so I think I’ve nailed it.
Sherilyn Boden: IFPEIICUO.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Tell me about the dogs.
Sherilyn Boden: Oh, it’s just too cute. Everyone dresses their dogs in red, white and blue and they parade to get votes. It’s a dollar a vote and the money goes back into the town. The winning dog gets to be mayor for the day. My dog won one year.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: You have a dog?
Sherilyn Boden: Well, he’s the family dog now I’m living here.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: What’s his name?
Sherilyn Boden: Wiener.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Err…..
Sherilyn Boden: He’s a dachshund, a sausage dog.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Aaaaaahhhhhh….
Sherilyn Boden: He’s just the cutest and he has a special costume that makes him look like a hot dog.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: You’re killing me, Hot Sauce. I need pictures.
Sherilyn Boden: I’ll email you one later.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Your Fourth of July sounds like a riot. I’d love to see it one day.
Sherilyn Boden: Well, you’ve got an open invitation. Whenever you’re in the area, come and spend it with me and my family.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: And Wiener.
Sherilyn Boden: Definitely Wiener. He’ll love you.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Right, you’re on. See you next year. I want to see Wiener win a second term in office.
Sherilyn Boden: IFPEIICUO.
SIX MONTHS AGO
Fitzpatrick& Doyle IM service
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Hey, Sherilyn, you there?
Sherilyn Boden: Sherilyn? That doesn’t bode well. What happened to Hot Sauce?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: I wanted to tell you something but didn’t want to do it on the team call.
Sherilyn Boden: OMG are you okay??? Tris????!!!!
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Shit! Yes! Yeah, I’m fine!
