Page 55 of Cookout Carnage
Sherilyn Boden: DON’T DO THAT TO ME!!!!!!
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Sorry! Sorry, Sherilyn. I didn’t mean to freak you out.
Sherilyn Boden: STOP WITH THE SHERILYN! I LIKE HOT SAUCE!
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: You like hot sauce and you cannot lie?
Sherilyn Boden: Doofus.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Right, that decides it. I’m afraid Doofus is now my pet name by default. I’ve run the numbers and your usage massively outranks Tris, Tristan, Legend, and The Chosen One.
Sherilyn Boden: What about Tenacious T?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Thankfully you’ve only used that once. Doofus outranks all the others put together.
Sherilyn Boden: Okay, Doofus. What’s going on?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: I’m thinking about transferring to the Chicago office.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Hot Sauce?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Sherilyn?
Sherilyn Boden: Seriously?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Yes... Is that a bad thing?
Sherilyn Boden: OMG OMG OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sherilyn Boden: You’re not pulling my leg?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Not currently, no.
Sherilyn Boden: OMG OMG OMGH!!!!
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Can I deduce from your use of CAPS that this is a good thing in the world of Sherilyn ‘Hot Sauce’ Boden?
Sherilyn Boden: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Sherilyn Boden: I mean, yes that sounds simply marvelous.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Excellent.
Sherilyn Boden: When? Why? Is this definite? Do you need an interview? Visa?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: If it happens, it won’t be until later in the year, and the company should sort out all the boring stuff. But I’m coming to Chicago next month for a couple of days and wondered if you know someone who might be able to show me around?
Sherilyn Boden: ME. ONLY ME.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Okay, Hot Sauce. You’re hired.
Sherilyn Boden: Are you having an interview?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Kind of. It’s more me interviewing Chicago, seeing if we would get on in person.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: See if it’s my kind of town.
Sherilyn Boden: Your kind of razzmatazz?
