Page 64 of Cookout Carnage

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Sherilyn Boden:Best gifts ever.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: I’m glad you liked them.

Sherilyn Boden:They were perfect. Like you.

Sherilyn Boden: I didn’t know you knew it was my birthday.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Kasey mentioned it.

Sherilyn Boden:Oh.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood:Hot Sauce

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood:Sherilyn

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood:FUCK!

Sherilyn Boden:Tris

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Shall I leave you alone today to catch up on what you missed?

Sherilyn Boden:No!

Sherilyn Boden:Can we talk? Like we usually do?

Sherilyn Boden: When’s your birthday?

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: 10th October

Sherilyn Boden: How old are you?

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood:Too old.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Older than you.

Sherilyn Boden: What, like 30?

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood:You think 30 is old?!

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: I’ve got to go. Another meeting.

Sherilyn Boden: 31?

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Take it easy today.

Sherilyn Boden: 33??

Sherilyn Boden: 35??!

FOUR AND A HALF MONTHS AGO

Fitzpatrick& Doyle IM service

Sherilyn Boden: Tristan, you online?

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Yup. How can I help?

Sherilyn Boden: I just want to let you know I won’t be in next Monday and Tuesday.

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