Page 53 of Saved By Noel
No. You get three. Keep narrowing.
ME
What about four?
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
Nope. Three.
ME
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
My heart is immune to emoji manipulation. Three is my final answer.
ME
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
Why did a giant shipment of Christmas lights and garland just arrive at my office?
ME
Oh, yay! They made it! It’s so you can decorate the town hall for the movie marathon!
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
Nope. Not doing that.
ME
But you have to set the mood, Clark! Get everyone in the Christmas spirit
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
You have the movies for that. This is a brainstorm session. Not the actual festival. I’m returning these.
ME
Don’t you dare!
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
Oh, I dare.
ME
You WILL keep those decorations and I will drive down early to hang them up myself.
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
ME
