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Gage
If that arrives at my house, it will be destroyed.
Tim
That’s fine. Fire is cleansing. Just make sure the ashes don’t end up on your balls.
Amelia
Oh my god. Leave his balls alone. They’re perfect.
Tim
AND THAT, LADIES, IS WHY WE ALL NEED AN AMELIA IN OUR LIVES.
Marin
It’s giving devotion. No notes.
Colin
I’m muting this chat. Permanently.
Gage
Do it. I encourage it.
CHAPTER 8
THE WEDDING WOLVES
Tim
IMPORTANT WEDDING QUESTION.
Tim
OKAY. URGENT. CRITICAL. LIFE-ALTERING.
Tim
We need to finalize the wedding menu and SOME OF YOU (Amelia) have not given me the attention I deserve.
Tim
So, I have prepared a draft menu based on vibe, aesthetic, and spiritual nourishment.
Tim
Courses are as follows:
Tim
Opening Emotion: A soup that tastes like falling in love with someone who sees you clearly and still chooses you.
Tim
Main Character Entrée: Dark meat, wild herbs, and a rosemary jus steeped in soul-binding devotion. Optional edible flowers for aesthetic alignment.
