Tim
Pre-Dessert Palate Cleanser: A single raspberry served on a silk-wrapped ceramic with a handwritten note that says“You are loved.”
Tim
Dessert: Layers of emotion. At least one must contain chocolate, one must contain longing, and one must remind you why you said yes.
Marin
I would like to second this vibe and also add that the welcome cocktail should be called Eternally Yours.
Marin
It’s lavender gin, elderflower, and a dangerously high concentration of forever feelings.
Colin
Are you two high right now or just running on vibes and Pinterest fumes?
Tim
BOTH.
Tim
It’s called passion, Colin.
Amelia
I want bread. Just . . . really good bread.
Tim
Amazing. We’ll have a sourdough starter named after your emotional rebirth and laced with affirmations.
Tim
Maybe we’ll let it sit on the table with a little place card that says“Not hard to love. Just needs warm hands.”
Marin
And the butter will be whipped with rose, honey, and commitment.
Marin
It should taste like yes, every time.
Colin
You people are not well.
Gage
We’re not doing a raspberry on a ceramic tile. There will be an actual meal. Not this fever-dream menu you're concocting. Amelia likes steak. Add steak. She will eat. The rest of you can manifest whatever dinner you want.
Tim
And emotional sides! Like roasted root vegetables for grounding and brussel sprouts for generational healing.