AMELIA
I’m alive. The glaciers were beautiful.
Colin
And the Northern Lights?
Amelia
OMG YES. We’ve seen them almost every night. From our bed. So beautiful.
Colin
From your bed?
Amelia
We’re staying in a remote glass cabin on the coast. The roof and all the walls are glass. I never want to leave.
MARIN
Soooo have you done any sightseeing?
Amelia
Yes! Volcano, ice cave, spa day, black sand beach. I even got weirdly into fermented shark for about ten seconds before regret set in.
Tim
No. You’re LYING. Gage Black? Spa Day? King of Ferality? Lord of the Thrust? WILLINGLY?
Gage
She liked it. I liked what came after.
Colin
I’m logging off.
Marin
Massages??? Did he wear a robe?? And did he eat the shark too?
AMELIA
Yes. And yes. But the robe came off fast. And no to the shark. He said, “I already have a mouthful of things I prefer.”
Colin
Unsubscribe
Tim
Jesus. I take it back. I’m not worried about you. I’m worried about Iceland. Is the country still standing?
Colin
I don’t want answers to any of this.