Page 21 of Yours, Now and Always
Gage
No one is healing at this wedding. They are eating. And leaving full.
Colin
Finally. A voice of reason with a knife set.
Gage
I already booked the caterer.
Tim
YOU WHAT???
Marin
Gage. We were emotionally flavor-mapping. You can’t just drop a catering contact like that's not a betrayal.
Gage
You had three weeks and fourteen mood boards.
Gage
I locked it in before someone suggested “mushroom risotto for inner child reintegration.”
Amelia
Mushroom risotto sounds good, though. Can we get that?
Gage
You can have anything you want, Princess.
Marin
Look at you, using emotional healing language
Tim
Okay, butthatwas a textbook healing buzzword deployment and I’m honestly so proud of you.
Colin
Gage. You've been in this group chat too long and absorbed the language of your captors. Should we be worried?
Tim
Okay, first of all? Rude. My soul just left my body in a sequined sweatsuit, Colin.
Tim
Second, I would like to return to discussing the caterers and veto the phrase “locked in” because it implies the contract is final, andIhaven’t emotionally connected with this menu yet.
Marin
Agreed. We were meant to reach energetic consensus on the menubeforeanyone started signing contracts.
