unusually friendly today.
 
 Not a great thing on a day
 
 like today. She chatters
 
 about her grandkids, only half
 
 the time the apples of her eye.
 
 Today, to listen to her, they’re
 
 angels with straight A’s.
 
 Then she moves on to diss her
 
 retired husband, Al, who watches
 
 television all day, every day.
 
 He loves those damn soaps,
 
 she says. Idiot TV. He won’t
 
 even consider really good
 
 shows, like Oprah or Montel.
 
 Just before lunch, Kevin comes
 
 in, payroll in hand. He gives
 
 Midge her envelope, calls me
 
 into the back room to offer mine.
 
 Okay, that’s a little weird,
 
 but what am I going to do,
 
 say no? As always, his eyes creep
 
 up and down my body.
 
 Here it is, in all its glory,
 
 he says of my pitiful paycheck—
 
 $329 and change.
 
 He pauses, assessing me in some
 
 way I can’t put my arms around.
 
 Finally he says, You’re worth
 
 a lot more than minimum wage,
 
 but I can’t offer a raise until