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To: Joellen Bixby

Date: December 20

Subject: Have I told you you’re irresistible?

From: Joellen Bixby

To: Michael Maddox

Date: December 20

Subject: You’ve used the word charming. Irresistible has yet to be introduced.

From: Michael Maddox

To: Joellen Bixby

Date: December 21

Subject: Consider it introduced.

And add captivating, delightful, adorable, funny, and bewitching to the mix. Honestly, there aren’t enough superlatives. You’re wonderful. And those arches! Those earlobes!

I can’t wait to see you again.

M.

From: Joellen Bixby

To: Michael Maddox

Date: December 21

Subject: Speaking of seeing me again . . .

Here’s an awkward but important question: we’re not really allowed to date, right? I mean according to company policy. I wanted to look it up in the online handbook but thought it might raise a red flag somewhere. Who knows how closely Ruth in HR monitors things. She could have a bot crawling the web for hits on “Can I shag the CEO without getting fired?”

So . . . can I?

From: Michael Maddox

To: Joellen Bixby

Date: December 21

Subject: Re: Speaking of seeing me again . . .

You’ll think I’m strange, but your last email gave me an erection. The thought of you sitting at your desk pondering what kind of dirty things we could do together without getting caught . . . dear God, here it is again. I wonder if I can type with one hand? (Sorry, inside thought.)

To answer your question seriously—yes, there is a company policy against romantic or sexual relationships between supervisors and subordinates. Unfortunately, as I’m the CEO, it could be argued that everyone is my subordinate. It’s a family company, but I still have to answer to the board.

Long answer short, it’s a big risk. I’ll be completely honest: we’re both looking at losing our jobs if we’re discovered. I will completely understand if you’re not willing to accept that risk.

I, however, definitely am.

Think about it. I’m back in a few days. I’ll see you at the party. You can let me know then. Either way, I’ve already informed HR that you’ve been selected for the acquisitions editor position. It won’t be formally announced until we’re back from after the holiday break between Christmas and New Year, so please keep it under your hat for now.

No matter what you decide about us, I’ll always wish you the best and be your friend.