Me: Isn’t he amazing?!?! I love him
Darren: He’s all right
Me: HEY
Darren: Sorry. He’s amazing
Me: That’s better
Darren: There’s also something wrong with that bird
Me: Yeah, Johnny Depp is mentally deficient
Me: Anyway, I just wanted to tell you I got Brian
Me: I’ll let you get back to your work
Darren: It’s okay. I don’t mind
Darren: I probably shouldn’t have said that
Me: YOU DON’T MIND????
Me: I am going to text you ALL THE TIME NOW
Me: Hey Darren
Darren: What
Me: What do you call it when a gay guy texts you?
Darren: What
Me: Homotextual
Me: GET IT
Darren: Oh dear god
Me: You laughed. Don’t lie
Darren: Against my will
Me: You love me
Me: IT. You love IT. Stupid autocorrect. Sorry
Me: Anyway
Me: You coming to the show tomorrow?
Darren: Yeah. I’ll be there.
Unsent Message: I like it when you’re there
Unsent Message: It makes me happy
Unsent Message: I don’t know why
